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Tagged... kind of

Wed Jul 16, 2008, 10:27 AM

Mood: Cheerful
Listening to: Dick Dale - Miserlou
Drinking: Smoothies exclusively

^{Tagged cuz I wanted to do it Thankyou Lynn!

1. tag 10 people (not the one who sent it to you!)
2. answer all truthfully
3. take it in public!
4. tell all tags on their profile that they have been tagged,and link to your journal.

[x] I am shorter than 5'4. (5'1! I am a certified hobbit.)
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars. (Just one; a blood test)
[x] I tan easily. (Apart from my nose, which explodes in the sun o_0)
[x] I wish my hair was a different color. (Got highlights, which I now hate... dying it red in a couple of days!!)
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses (contacts )
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger (Mostly the Italian pervs across the road..)
[x] I have more than 2 piercings.
[x] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together. (Not sure why, to be honest :S)
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school (Big up the sixth form crew!)
[ ] I have a job (But may get one soon)
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school. (Not quite, but have blacked out for a moment or two in science lessons!)
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (Asthma, hells yeah)
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry. (
[x] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried. (the other day... I can't even remember what Kyle said :'DD)
[x] I've glued my hand to something (Thumb and forefinger together )
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone. (My nanny's son dropped my on my head, lawl)
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles.

Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane (I LOVE FLYING! WOOO)
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico. (Would love to though!)
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. (Many times..)
[x] I've been to Africa. (3 areas of South Africa, going to Tunisia this year!)

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city. (Nevar. London is a piece of cake to get around)
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (My sister's friend, to get him out of my room )
[x] I've been to a casino. (Again, South Africa, although they turfed us out almost straight away)
[ ] I've been skydiving. (Must do one day though!)
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle. (Although the electronic one was crap. Best time was playing it with sex positions flashcards... don't ask...)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[x] I've been Skiing. (Probably only one of my friends who hasn't!)
[x] I've been in a play. (I've been main characters twice. GET IN)
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night. (Usually on holiday)
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi (Oho delicious! Itsu all the way)
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[ ] I'm single
[x] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't. (Same guy as the above 'someone', though he said the same, and we both regretted it later. I blame the vodka.)
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher. (Never seriously though!!)
[x] I am a cuddler
[x] I've been kissed in the rain
[x] I've hugged a stranger
[ ] I have kissed a stranger

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. (Same as Lynn, I must have at some point..)
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. (Yar blates. GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE)
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am. (Oh funny! Told them I was at my nice, Jewish, middle class friend's house when in fact I was in CATFORD, SOUTH EAST LONDON - that's where all the stabbings are - with a gang of chavs and rudes)
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world. (I keep certain things from certain people, but somebody always knows D)
[x] I've cheated while playing a game. (Monopoly... I would subtly steal £500 notes)
[x] I've cheated on a test. (Wohaha!)
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime. (Only minor ones though... apart from one time in Thailand...)
[ ] I've been in a fist fight. (Though same, I'd almost like to!)
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[x] I regularly drink. (I feel ashamed. Oh well)
[x] I've passed out from drinking. (Just once!!)
[x] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months
[x] I've smoked weed. (Did nothing for me, what a waste)
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed. (It usually doesn't show if I'm around people)
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic. (But have been borderline bulimic for a short period)
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.
[ ] I'm afraid of dying. (But AM afraid of getting old)
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player. (iPod, yar)
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap. (But 'The' Gap? What is this?)
[x] I own something I got from e-bay. (Mostly legwarmers. Why? I don't know)
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[x] I can sing well. (In tune, at least!)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news. (If it's on!)
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person. (God no. I'm a midday woman myself)
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar. (Though I regularly abuse it)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam.
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well. (Cookies all the way!)
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue (Red fools!)
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school
[ ] I like Martha Stewart. (HECK NO.)
[x] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of typing lIkE tHiS.
[ ] I laugh at my own jokes. (My dad does; put me off for life)
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even if its on away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate.
[x] I bite my nails. (Never used to, it's a hideous new habit )
[x] I play video games. (Not so much now but still!)
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

Once again, thou art tagged if you want to be.}

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Interests: Photos, drawing, hats, kisses, trampolines, drama, airports, fondue, socks, etc.
Favourite movie: The Blues Brothers. HIT IT
Favourite band or musician: Maroon 5, but there are many
Favourite genre of music: Anything that sounds good to my ears :)
Favourite artist: Not sure
Favourite poet or writer: Again, not sure... too many
Favourite photographer: The gangstas from my GCSE class.
Favourite style of art: Photography mainly, but anime is a hobby
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: A sexy red iPod nano
Shell of choice: Tortoise fo shizzle.
Wallpaper of choice: Snozzberry lickable wallpaper :P
Skin of choice: Why mine of course!
Favourite game: Card tricks
Favourite gaming platform: PC
Favourite cartoon character: Wrath from FMA and Nigel Uno from Kids Next Door, both of whom I would sincerely like to molest
Personal Quote: "What? I wasn't listening"
Tools of the Trade: Photoshop, Canon Ixus 70

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~fqtt Jun 28, 2009, 7:15:15 PM

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"I am the Way, the Truth, and the Light. No one comes to the Father except through Me." John 14:6

~fqtt Sep 6, 2008, 8:00:53 PM

WHERE BE YOU?! ): <

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~xbluxmoonx Jul 29, 2008, 2:58:04 PM

*waves* hii! i was bored and going thru my fictionpress fave stories and i realized that 2057 hasn't been updated in ages. so i thought i would drop by anyway and say hey! lol xD and i'm not saying go and update. haha. just, well, bored. lol. so heyo

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~pinkbelle Jun 20, 2008, 3:56:32 AM

Thanks for the fav!

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~fqtt Jan 26, 2008, 7:06:19 PM

where oh were did you dissapear to? D:

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